I am the One!!!

Yeah, as a missionary, you got to have skills. Computer hacking skills, bow-staff skills, or nun-chuck skills. Here I am practicing the basic matrix wall walking skills required of all missionaries.
You never know when you are going to need to get out of a dead end lesson, or escape from an on slot or Jehovah witnesses.

Here I have mastered bullet-time. This tactic is useful the dreaded "man kiss" in Agentina, or the classic drunk guy tie grab.